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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Splitgate 2 Dev Says He's Tired Of Playing Call Of Duty And Wants Titanfall 3 While Wearing A 'Make FPS Great Again' Hat - Kotaku

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

What are some signs that a therapist may have poor boundaries with their clients?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How long before AI can deliver an over-the-shoulder shot of a face in a film?

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why does Meghan Markle seem to struggle with acceptance in Hollywood despite her royal title and celebrity connections?

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

Two former Polygon writers are starting a new site - The Verge

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This STD is nearly 30 times worse in Onondaga County than it was 20 years ago - Syracuse.com

No go.

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

Samsung sends out public safety alert urging Galaxy users to enable new security features - Android Police

So they tried

No way

Loons and Moons

Why am I always so tired and I don't eat enough?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Scientists stunned to observe that humpback whales might be trying to talk to us - ZME Science

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

Tahini Is The High Protein Food You Can Eat Every Day—With Almost Everything - Vogue

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

NASA is already great. Right now. - NASA Watch

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

'AI Godfather' Warns Superintelligent Machines Could Kill Off Humans With Biowarfare - Decrypt